Mistletoe Meltdown
Matthew Parker
(Verse 1) I was ten years old, waiting on Christmas Day I could hardly wait, it was just one week away And there were Christmas parties every couple days With all my relatives so old, they got one foot in the grave (Verse 2) I was ten years old, waiting on Christmas Day I was happier than Santa in his sleigh When all of a sudden, Uncle John pointed out there was mistletoe Right above me, then my Great-Aunt Betty (Pre-Chorus 1) She leaned in for a kiss and I was mortified My whole ten years of life flashed right before my eyes And I said (Chorus) Get that mistletoe away from me I don't wanna kiss nobody Get your face away from me No, no, no-no-no Get that mistletoe away from me Ain't nobody want no cooties I don't wanna kiss nobody No, no, no-no-no (Post-Chorus) I don't wanna kiss nobody No, no, no-no-no (Verse 3) I was ten years old, waiting on Christmas Day As a ten-year-old, my face needed some space So no offense to loving aunts, give your poor Matthew a chance And just don't kiss me, I'll get PTSD (Pre-Chorus 2) She leaned in for a kiss and I was mortified (I was mortified) I'm sorry, ancient lady, but I would rather die (I would rather die) And I said (Chorus) Get that mistletoe away from me I don't wanna kiss nobody Get your face away from me No, no, no-no-no Get that mistletoe away from me Ain't nobody want no cooties I don't wanna kiss nobody No, no, no-no-no (Post-Chorus) Oh, no I don't wanna kiss nobody, no, no, no No, no, no-no-no (Bridge) All I want for Christmas is peace on earth and no kisses And who on earth am I kidding, lots and lots of presents But if I can't have all this, I'll settle for no kisses This year, ooh (Chorus) Get that mistletoe away from me I don't wanna kiss nobody Get your face away from me No, no, no-no-no Get that mistletoe away from me Ain't nobody want no cooties I don't wanna kiss nobody No, no, no-no-no (Post-Chorus) Oh, no I don't wanna kiss nobody, nobody No, no, no-no-no Oh, no I don't wanna kiss nobody I don't wanna kiss nobody No, no, no-no-no
